She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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