Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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