We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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