i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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