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It must have been true love

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I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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(909): It must have been true love (604): I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other http://tfl.nu/pjnl

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i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.

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(780): i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least. http://tfl.nu/btfu

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the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.

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(480): the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy. http://tfl.nu/p73q

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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning

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(872): mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning http://tfl.nu/e3e8

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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(304): As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny http://tfl.nu/vl4i

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.

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(778): Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night. http://tfl.nu/vt5l

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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.

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(816): I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste. http://tfl.nu/fckj

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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(231): We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result. http://tfl.nu/ddxt

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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(314): For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos. http://tfl.nu/t7k7

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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

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(520): There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in. http://tfl.nu/msb5

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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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(208): My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with http://tfl.nu/1h68

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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.

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(480): You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question. http://tfl.nu/us2j

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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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(225): Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. http://tfl.nu/n4ph

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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.

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(903): Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember. http://tfl.nu/q5rg

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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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(951): DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness http://tfl.nu/qa2j

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