Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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