where am i from again
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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