I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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