Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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