I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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