You really coming over, don't trick.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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