someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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