i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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