I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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