so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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