As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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