How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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