I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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