nutella sex= disaster
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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