What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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