worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??