Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober