Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
of course. lets lasso hookers.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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