Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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