google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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