no, he came in my armpit
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.