I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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