I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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