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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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