Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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