we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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