Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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