My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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