Sry I called you an 8
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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