I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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