Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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