k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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