I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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