is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
this will be a night to untag.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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