I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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