Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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