Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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