don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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