I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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