If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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