Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Be still, my beating vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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