i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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