So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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