Don't you send me to vm
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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