That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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