the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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