i permit you to call me
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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