Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.