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• (602): View more from Arizona

  So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

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  What did she do!?

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  I didn't tell her...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl

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• (518): View more from New York

  he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.

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  do you still have it? i kinda want to see.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL

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