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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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• (949): View more from California

  Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer

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  Party on wayne

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."

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• (323): View more from California

  Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.

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  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between

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