I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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