I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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