i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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