I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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